Free housework sayings, quotes and quotations
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~housework sayings by Dave Barry
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Heloise Cruse
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
~housework quotes by Chuck Clark
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
~famous quotes about Housework by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
~housework sayings by Author Unknown
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
~housework sayings by Bette Midler
This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Jim Lemon
When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
~housework quotes by Katharine Whitehorn, Nought for Homework, Roundabout, 1962
I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor.
~famous quotes about Housework by D.H. Lawrence
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
~housework sayings by James Dent
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
~housework sayings by John Skow
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
~inspirational sayings about Housework quotes by Dave Barry
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
~housework quotes by Kin Hubbard
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
~famous quotes about Housework by Erma Bombeck
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
~housework sayings by Nancie J. Carmody
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one.
~housework sayings by Jack Yelton
When he to whom one speaks does not understand, and he who speaks himself does not understand, that is metaphysics.
~good sayings about Philosophy by Voltaire, Philosophical Dictionary
What compels you to stare, night after night, at all the glittering hokum that has been deliberately put together for you?
~housework quotes by J.B. Priestley
Retire from work, but not from life
~motivational quotes about Retirement sayings by M.K. Soni
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
~housework sayings by Dorothy Parker (Thank you, Kaitlin.)
The Theologian is an owl, sitting on an old dead branch in the tree of human knowledge, and hooting the same old hoots that have been hooted for hundreds and thousands of years, but he has never given a hoot for progress.
~housework sayings by Emmet F. Fields
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
~good sayings about Funny Saying by Terry Pratchett
The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction.
~housework quotes by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
When we heal the earth, we heal ourselves.
~motivational quotes about Environment sayings by David Orr
We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing that we fear grows stronger.
~housework sayings by Tad Williams
I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
~housework sayings by Bob Hope
I eat merely to put food out of my mind.
~good sayings about Food by N.F. Simpson
Always be a poet, even in prose.
~housework quotes by Charles Baudelaire, My Heart Laid Bare, Intimate Journals, 1864
It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.
~motivational quotes about Games sayings by Henry Louis Mencken
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
~housework sayings by Welsh Proverb
To exaggerate is to weaken.
~housework sayings by Jean François de La Harpe, Melanie, 1770
Temperance and labor are the two true physicians of man.
~good sayings about Labor by Jean Jacques Rousseau
For life in the present there is no death. Death is not an event in life. It is not a fact in the world
~housework quotes by Wittgenstein
When we praise another, you enrich yourself more than you to other.
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If we escape punishment for our vices, why should we complain if we are not rewarded for our virtues?
~housework sayings by John Churton Collins, Aphorisms in the English Review, 1914
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