Free teenagers sayings, quotes and quotations
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud snort noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time.
~quotes for teenagers by P.J. O'Rourke
Father: I wish I were half as great as my infant thinks I am, and only half as stupid as my teenager thinks I am.
~inspirational sayings about Family quotes by
Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
~teenagers quotes by Logan Pearsall Smith, Age and Death, Afterthoughts, 1931
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Unknown high school principal
You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
~teenagers sayings by John Ciardi, Simmons Review, Fall 1962
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
~quotes for teenagers by Yiddish Proverb
Little children, headache; big children, heartache.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Italian Proverb
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
~teenagers quotes by Quentin Crisp
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
~famous quotes about Religion by Author Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
~teenagers sayings by Erma Bombeck
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
~quotes for teenagers by Doug Larson
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
~inspirational sayings about Teenagers quotes by Laurence J. Peter
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
~teenagers quotes by Al Bernstein
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
~famous quotes about Teenagers by Mark Twain, Old Times on the Mississippi Atlantic Monthly, 1874
Janie's a pretty typical teenager - angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her.
~teenagers sayings by Alan Ball, American Beauty, 1999
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
~quotes for teenagers by Erma Bombeck
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
~good sayings about Age by Jim Fiebig
Few women and fewer men, have enough character and patience to be happy when idle. Happiness is activity. Nature puts her curse on idleness. An idle brain is the devil’s playground.
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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.
~motivational quotes about Government sayings by Alan Coren
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
~teenagers sayings by Rita Mae Brown
Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.
~quotes for teenagers by Epictetus
The horror of that moment, the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it
~good sayings about Adversity by Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872
Without freedom, no one really has a name
~teenagers quotes by Milton Acorda
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e., everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
~motivational quotes about Poker sayings by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens, 1991
I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.
~teenagers sayings by Arthur Godfrey
Seventy-seven percent of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.
~quotes for teenagers by Planned Parenthood advertisement
It is proof of high culture to say the greatest matters in the simplest way.
~good sayings about Compassion by Emerson
Youth has no age
~teenagers quotes by Pablo Picasso
Sandy's fastball was so fast, some batters would start to swing as he was on his way to the mound.
~motivational quotes about Baseball sayings by Jim Murray, on Sandy Koufax
Reality check: you can never, ever, use weight loss to solve problems that are not related to your weight. At your goal weight or not, you still have to live with yourself and deal with your problems. You will still have the same husband, the same job, the same kids, and the same life. Losing weight is not a cure for life.
~teenagers sayings by Phillip C. McGraw, The Ultimate Weight Solution: The 7 Keys to Weight Loss Freedom, 2003
A man finds room in the few square inches of his face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants.
~quotes for teenagers by Ralph Waldo Emerson, Conduct of Life
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
~good sayings about Dieting by Jean Kerr
Life hangs as nothing in the scale against dear Liberty!
~teenagers quotes by Lucy Larcom
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
~motivational quotes about Reality sayings by Jules de Gaultier
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into.
~teenagers sayings by Henry Beecher, Life Thoughts, 1858
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