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  Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
 ~skiing quotes comedy by Author Unknown

  Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
 ~inspirational sayings about Skiing quotes by Steven Wright

  Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
 ~skiing quotes by Dave Barry

  The sport of skiing consists of wearing three thousand dollars' worth of clothes and equipment and driving two hundred miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and get drunk.
 ~famous quotes about Skiing by P.J. O'Rourke, Modern Manners, 1984

  The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
 ~skiing sayings by Tim Cahill

  Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
 ~skiing quotes comedy by Author Unknown

  Powder snow skiing is not fun. It's life, fully lived, life lived in a blaze of reality.
 ~inspirational sayings about Skiing quotes by Dolores LaChapelle

  Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
 ~skiing quotes by Author Unknown

  I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter.
 ~famous quotes about Skiing by Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News

  Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
 ~skiing sayings by Dave Barry

  Skiing: the art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk.
 ~skiing quotes comedy by Author Unknown

  I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
 ~inspirational sayings about Skiing quotes by Erma Bombeck

  There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
 ~skiing quotes by Lord Mancroft, A Chinaman in the Bath, 1974

   Goals are dreams with deadlines.
 ~skiing quotes comedy by Diana Scharf Hunt

   Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
 ~good sayings about Boredom by Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness

   Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.
 ~skiing quotes by B. Graham Dienert

   I soothe my conscience now with the thought that it is better for hard words to be on paper than that Mummy should carry them in her heart.
 ~motivational quotes about Kindness sayings by Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl

   The phrase working mother is redundant.
 ~skiing sayings by Jane Sellman

   People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.
 ~skiing quotes comedy by George Bernard Shaw, Family Affection, Parents and Children, 1914

   Bad habits are easier to abandon today than tomorrow.
 ~good sayings about Habits by Yiddish Proverb

   I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.
 ~skiing quotes by Henry David Thoreau

   War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace.
 ~motivational quotes about War sayings by Thomas Mann

   Tennis is not a gentle game. Psychologically, it is vicious. That people are only just beginning to come to terms with this fact illustrates just how big a con trick has been perpetrated on the non-playing tennis public - and even a few players, usually losing players - for decades.
 ~skiing sayings by Richard Evans

   In the future, how we gather, manage and use information will determine whether we succeed or fail
 ~skiing quotes comedy by Bill Gates

   There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
 ~good sayings about Dieting by Mark Twain

   The road leading to a goal does not separate you from the destination; it is essentially a part of it.
 ~skiing quotes by Charles DeLint

   If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.
 ~motivational quotes about Children sayings by Edgar W. Howe

   It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
 ~skiing sayings by Edmund Hillary

   Psychoanalysis is a technique we practice at our cost; psychoanalysis degrades our risks, our dangers, our depths; it strips us of our impurities, of all that made us curious about ourselves.
 ~skiing quotes comedy by E.M. Cioran

   You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world.... We are not a nation, so much as a world.
 ~good sayings about America by Herman Melville

   God gave burdens, also shoulders.
 ~skiing quotes by Yiddish Proverb

   After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
 ~motivational quotes about Golf sayings by Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent

   Keep both eyes open before marriage; half-closed after.
 ~skiing sayings by

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